January 2012
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The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
– Bruce Lee
Suicide Bomber: EVERYONE HAS ONE MINUTE TO GET OUT OF THE PET STORE
Turtle: You bastard
Was too excited with the lunch contest victory lololl
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To me, Procrastination is the 8th Deadly Sin. It’s not because it condemns...
– The Cao
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I’m a single pringle
– Someone who’s going to remain a single pringle (via textposter)
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It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.
– Wisdom of Confucius (via demo)
hayitsdemilovato:
omG ROTFL THATS SO HILLARIOUS
HAHAHSOIDGNLsdfjhLJSDHFLSJFLSDJKFLDJS
LMAO OH MY GOD WAT IS AIR
slsgi’m cryiNG I CANT BREATHE
xxDEAD
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Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from an...
– Will Ferrell
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"BITCH ASS NIGGA YOU GET HURT"
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Things I hear from my window.
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The Amazing Sasuke
dec4dence:
philosophical-url:
Only available in Taiwan and Japan, this McDonald’s Happy Meal Toy is a big hit and currently becoming a meme. It’s original spring loaded design to do a backflip (but fails to do so seen here), is not what makes it so popular— it’s Sasuke’s power to practically balance anything upon his head!
[Gizmodo] [blogspot]
HAAHAHAHHAA
AHAHAHA, LOL what the...
Anonymous asked: what is one thing you are very awkward at?
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive...
– Martin Luther King Jr.
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ohio-is4-lovers:
I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
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Rewatching Samurai Champloo. It’s significantly better the second time -weaboo tears of joy-
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Awkward Moments 6
Me: I know I can be quite intimidating. It's okay man.
B: I actually feel safer beyond words.
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The XIII-2 menu is just… eargasm
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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The FFXIII-2 demo is on PSN!!
FUCKYEAH.JPG
han-alexander:
January 9, 2012 You don’t really notice how time flies until you sit there and realize that it’s been 9 days into a new year. When that realization hits you, 216 hours flew by with nothing worth remembering. You ate, you slept, and you think through all the countless of hours and sometimes, you don’t eat, you don’t sleep, and you don’t really think. And as boring as it may have...
africans:
*makes milkshake*
*looks sadly out at empty yard*
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A shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road.
– Han Alexander
Anonymous asked: you're so fucking hot i just want you to shove your dick up my ass whilst i furiously jack off
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